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Ladies and gentlemen (sort that one out for yourselves) you are witnessing an historical event. An event that I hope one day will equal such momentous occasions as the assassination of John F. Kennedy, man's first footsteps on the moon, and the ministry of trade and commerce act of 1993, "Grocers in the EU".

Welcome to “The Singing Banana”, the site for the untelligent, and proud member of 'Webmasters Against Zealous Zen Or Copious Knowledge'. The society with the unfortunate acronym.

This site is designed and maintained by James Grime. The site of which Melvyn Bragg said "I haven't seen a bigger pile of b*llocks since the last international eunuchs convention".
Created in a freak accident James was shaved and passed off as human. Later he was to be passed by as human, passed over as human and finally passed out as human. James' first employment involved being sent down the mines in order to save on canaries. He later escaped using only a stick, some barbed wire and a P45. James then used his abilities of remembering pi to nearly three decimal places and to pull sleeves from bunches of flowers to become the worlds first mathemagician. Soon after he was to find religion, only to lose it again swearing he only had it two seconds before. Adored throughout the world, James' life came to a tragic end when he died on stage performing a particularly difficult pun. This is his posthumorous website.

Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the mind of someone who, although has no particular message, does have internet access? No me neither, isn't the internet a marvellous thing! Feel free to explore the inner most crevices of my brain, just as long as you put everything back where you found it.

This site isn't designed to change the world, it is designed as a frivolous way to spend ten minutes. So frivole away my friends, frivole like you've never frivoled before. Thoughts, comments, abuse, bribes are all welcomed. Emails can be sent to the address below.

The Singing Banana is currently available for weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs. You seen nothing until you've seen fruit with rhythm.

Yes I am a student. Yes I am deeply sad. And yes I am naked right now. Too far? No, I didn't think so.

Email: singingbanana@lycos.com

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All this copyright © Jim Bob Corp. Inc. Ltd. 1998-2004, unless otherwise stated. No part of this web site may be reproduced in any form without the prior permission of the author. Illegal copying is strictly prohibited. Other titles by this author include, "The idiots guide to quantum mechanics", "101 things to do in zero gravity", and the No.1 best seller, "The best of Jim Bob stuff anthology IV". This site is also available in paperback.